I called you in because we ran out of milk. I really like how your man-boobs make the reindeer look 3D!
What am I getting myself into. I met this girl a while ago and we really hit it off.
If she can accept me for who I am and what I believe, knowing that I'll never give her the eternal family she wants, then maybe we'll be ok. I definitely don't want to lead her on.
Much good luck, and keep us in the loop. And a happy ChristmaChannuKwanzaKah to everyone.
Sadly, the general consensus of "convert or nope out" sounds like what will end up happening.